November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
12 posts
Bar Talk.
Her: Ughh, it’s just so complicated with him. I feel weird when we aren’t having sex but feel weird after I do. What do you call that?
Me: Over.
focus. so boss.
“If you chase two rabbits, both will escape” - A.N.
September 2011
13 posts
If you really wanted to screw me up, ya should’ve gotten to me earlier
– Mr. Cusack, High Fidelty. so great.
um, what?
“I love your accent! You sound so tropical!” - A. Chicagian
(second time I’ve heard this)
August 2011
8 posts
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure...
– - B. Russell
July 2011
2 posts
May 2011
4 posts
There are no facts, only interpretations.
– Friedrich Nietzsche
April 2011
15 posts
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
– Rose Franken
i entered ten puns into a contest and none of them won.
no pun in ten did.
– Hipslikehers.tumblr.com (via thatsnotpunny)